• me: time for bed
• stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
• brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
• muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
• skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
• ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
• eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
• mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
• body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
• me: ok

i wanna be productive but i also don’t wanna move.

(Source: misandryinhaiku, via skiiny-tiights)

girlgoesgone:

*stands up* annnnnd that would be me, thankyouverymuch.

(Source: lindsay-legumes, via bethebestbeattherest)